unbuttoning your pants after a huge meal
Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
A very pregnant Georgia Moffett eating ice cream with a stalk of celery.
a true child of the fifth doctor
you know that celery was there on PURPOSE
it’s all she was allowed to eat as a child
"but dad I’m not gonna get poisoned by magic gas"
"eat your fucking celery georgia"
and now being married to david means everyone has to wear converse and pinstripes and nothing else
"david he’s an infant"
"and these are his first converse"
"gdi david he’s as big as the shoe"
family dinners are the worst because david and peter sit in the corner playing with figurines of themselves with their favourite creatures that actually belong to the kids
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
That awkward moment far far away.
Most relevant post on my Tumblr.
I am going to legitimately cry at this
I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!
*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog
My favorite picture ever.